LinkedIn Hook Generator

Generate 12 LinkedIn opening hooks for this post idea.

Topic: {{TOPIC}}
Audience: {{AUDIENCE · founders / marketers / sales / HR / etc.}}
Angle: {{YOUR POV}}

Return 12 hooks across these types (label each):
1. Contrarian ("Everyone says X. They are wrong because...")
2. Stat / receipt ("We ran 47 cold calls last week. Here is what happened.")
3. Confession ("I lost ₹40 lakh in 6 months. Here is what I learned.")
4. Question ("How do you fire a co-founder you still respect?")
5. Story open ("Yesterday a client said something that broke me.")
6. Listicle ("5 things no one tells you about scaling in India.")
7. Numbers ("From ₹0 to ₹2 crore ARR in 11 months. The 3 calls that mattered.")
8. Pattern interrupt (Short, weird, scrollable.)
9. Authority + receipt
10. Before / after
11. Direct callout (audience name in line 1)
12. Promise of value ("In 90 seconds, you will know exactly how to...")

Each under 18 words. Line 1 must work without "Read more...".